I Carried A Watermelon and Other Awkward Moments

Photo by Svetlana Afonina: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-holding-a-slice-of-watermelon-10985923/

There’s this scene in the now cult classic movie”Dirty Dancing” where Baby meets Johnny for the first time. Johnny is the resident hottie and rebel in this story (shocker, I mean, it’s Patrick Swayze in a muscle shirt and tight pants). We won’t discuss the feathered-hair-sorta-mullet. Anywhoo, Baby has this fairly sizable watermelon in her arms and she’s NOT allowed in the staff quarters. But she’s bored…